"Fuck turning the other cheek", says God, "we're doin' this with knives."

[theweaselking]

15 year old girl, *born with no vagina* and having (obviously) never engaged in vaginal intercourse, becomes pregnant!

It's a miracle, call the vatican!

As it turns out, she was impregnated by a *knife wound* that penetrated both her stomach and her uterus, after she'd given a blow job to her boyfriend. How awesome is that?

Post c-section, madonna and child are reportedly doing just fine.

Note, for the record, that this is a journal article published in *1988* - making the child 22. Just think, in only 8 more years he'll have enough of a non-history to claim to be the son of God and keep crazy people in a fresh massive supply of crazy for another few millennia!

via jwz. And title from mhoye

Comments

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Sometimes... sometimes all I can do is to remember crevette's immortal line from her Star Wars: Christmas Special review, which comes at the point where she talks about the Giant Hamster during the Cantina Musical Number:

"And that's when the wrongness severely hit."

Indeed.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

I love the commenter who looks at an article from a peer-reviewed medical journal, and dismisses it as an urban legend because it happened in 1988.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

"The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings."

Uh, where did this occur?! LOL. I was thinking maybe Mississippi since she was a 15 year old working in a *bar*, but now I'm thinking Africa...

[sophia8.livejournal.com]

It was Lesotho, according to the article.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

ah! Now how did I miss that?! LOL thanks!

[almostwitty]

I don't get the line "The patient was aware she had no vagina" - does that mean the patient was deluded, or the observing staff noted she had no vagina?

[sophia8.livejournal.com]

From the article:

Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora.

[almostwitty]

So the sperm travelled down her stomach to her uterus, or a splash flowed in through the knife wound?

Nowt stranger than human beings!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The knife penetrated both uterus and stomach, allowing fluids to mingle. And, one particular fluid to travel, along the knife wound, from stomach to uterus.

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Well, that's certainly my quote of the day: "The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina." It'd be hard to miss, yah?

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

As Tony Shalhoub said in Galaxy Quest: "That's a helluva thing."