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[theweaselking]

Dale Robertson, Teabagger who claims to have founded the "movement":

"These people could be anybody. I wouldn’t put it past the Democrats to plant somebody there," Mr. Robertson said. "They’re trying to label the tea party, but I’ve never seen any racial slurs." (Warning: Moonie Times link. Memetic prophylactic recommended.)

Oh, of course. Dale Robertson has never seen or heard any Teabagger making any kind of racial slur. Never ever.

Also, completely unrelated, and I can't imagine why I might be bringing this up, this is Dale Robertson:



Welcome to Teabagtopia, please check your brain at the door.

Comments

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

Crooks and Liars has a nice little debunking of his claims that he never used that sign because the asshat was on radio in January and was asked if he misspelled the n-word.

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck but stupidity is reaching toxic levels.

[viloki9.livejournal.com]

the "movement" as in "bowel movement"?

Why yes, I can see how teabaggers are the equivalent of anal diarrhoea sludge, the very juicy kind that stains your underwear when you fart because you didn't quite make it to the bathroom.

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this one yet?

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rnc-mailer-directs-donors-sex-line/story?id=10260571

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

haha I read that earlier! That was great. :D

[ipslore.livejournal.com]

Obviously, Mr. Robinson is himself a Democratic plant to make the Teabaggers look bad.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

They don't utter racial slurs because "nigger" is a racial slur but "niggar" isn't. Except that they sound almost identical in speech. Or something.

I don't know why I'm inventing apologetics for them. Either way, this is making my brain hurt.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Say what?

"when I misspell my racial slur, it stops offendin' people"?

Seriously?

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Hey, he's not calling the democrats niggers. He's saying that the democrats want to treat everybody like niggers.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

And yet, regardless of how he's using the racial slur, wouldn't that directly contradict his claim that no Teabagger ever uses racial slurs?

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. But that's why the ass-cover will be about he meant they never called Democrats any racial slurs.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Because no *tax-payer* could ever be a Democrat.

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Democrats are lazy welfare queens who want the nanny state to pay for their everything. They don't have the bootstraps to earn and pay taxes. Not that anyone should have to pay taxes.

[falconwarrior.livejournal.com]

No, more like "I spelled it different, so it doesn't count! Neener neener; duh I eat poop."

[nihil-duce.livejournal.com]

"teabonics"

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't know what makes me despair more... the vile hatred or the utter stupidity.

Oh humnity, why do you fail so?