Headline Of The Day.

[theweaselking]

Governor of Texas goes jogging, saves puppy from coyote using laser-guided pistol.

I don't know why this is NEWS (oh, wait, Huffington Post: nothing but wall to wall crazy people. ANYTHING might be "news", there) but damn if it's not a hilarious image.

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

On behalf of pussy lovers, i am outraged that you'd compare a Texan to pussy.