A variation on James Nicoll.

[theweaselking]

"Suppose that you know a couple and that their marriage is as doomed as the Titanic running full tilt into the Hindenburg on top of Krakatoa. Both members of the couple have been discussing their troubled relationship with you, leaving you in possession of a thick stack of letters."

Now, suppose that you "deal with" the situation by mailing copies of all of the letters to the husband, alone, on the theory that women aren't really people ANYWAY.

Who would you be?

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Comments

[jasmine-koran.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. Robert Heinlein would read all the letters avidly and lie through his teeth to both of them. Because deception is what gives a relationship colour, dontcha know.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I think you've missed the point that Heinlein *did* deal with the situation by mailing all the letters to the husband.

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Some of his shorts are good, mostly because the length constraints meant he couldn't cram much of his shitty worldview in.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

I do like the children's novels - Time for the Stars, Farmer in the Sky, etc. I stumbled across "Starman Jones" at age 12 in the school library, then spent a year trying to find it again. I think he got those just about right, but completely screwed up the long adult ones.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I am feeling steered by this poll!

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

CowboyNeal!

[endotoxin.livejournal.com]

I'm a fan of a lot of Robert Heinlein's work. But, I don't think I'd ever have a drink with the man.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Well, he's been dead since '88. Kind of pointless to have a drink with him.

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

To be fair, we don't know A) anything about those letters, B) anything about the situation, C) anything about Heinlein's relationship with John or Dona Campbell, D) anything about anything except a very brief note from Pohl about a situation he wasn't exactly involved in. If he got this story from either Campbell, it's entirely possible he didn't get the accurate story. If he got it from a friend of a friend, he may have an even more corrupt version.

Was Heinlein a dick? Frequently. But we don't know enough to begin to pass judgment on this case.

Or isn't that as much fun?

[loopback.livejournal.com]

You're right, there's no way to pass judgment on someone sending private correspondence on to the spouse of the writer, when the topic was their declining marriage.

There's being rational and reasonable, and then there's just being needlessly pedantic. I think you stepped over the line. Come on back over here, we have martinis.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

*raises hand slowly*

Er... it's Heinlein and Campbell. I don't think it's exactly fair to say that anyone who pays even cursory attention to the actors in the Golden Age of SF doesn't know anything about their relationship.

[kjn]

RAH! RAH! RAH!

[gygaxis.livejournal.com]

Are ANY scifi writer's NOT giant shitheads?

[krinndnz.livejournal.com]

Well, Scalzi and Ellis are at least highly entertaining bastards.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Asimov was a sort of genial goofball.

[winterlime.livejournal.com]

I've never heard anything against Bujold, and her books are works of wonder.

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Does de Lint count as Scifi? He's decent enough. Connie Willis was nice when I met her, and I've never heard anything to suggest otherwise. Elizabeth Moon was polite and good-natured.

So there are a few, I guess... but certainly it seems more the exception than the rule.

[jasmine-koran.livejournal.com]

My aunt's boyfriend was Andre Norton's gardener, and he said she was a real sweetheart. I've also heard that Ursula le Guin is a lovely person.

[hollowpoint.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Many! You just don't usually hear stories about "X person isn't a shithead!"

[torrain.livejournal.com]

I love the responses to this comment so far, and would just like to add in that Connie Willis never seemed to be anything of the sort, and Bujold is (by all accounts of the people I know who've dealt with her) an absolute sweetheart.

[daveon.livejournal.com]

I always found Stephen Baxter to be mostly bemused by the whole writer thing. And Al Reynolds has been nothing but charming too. Iain Banks can be fun on a night out.

OTOH Terry Pratchett...

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

The times I met Poul Anderson he was always cheerful and geeky in all the best ways.

Complaints department

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Damnit - I want checky tick boxen. Even if they are redundant. Actually, especially if they are utterly redundant.

[mentallill.livejournal.com]

E: Rogers Wireless, Toronto (http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/crime/article/810236--toronto-woman-sues-rogers-for-exposing-her-affair?bn=1)

(you're married? Great, let's consolidate the bills for an account you carefully set up in your maiden name with your husband's, because what harm could possibly come from his finding out you call boyfriend/divorce lawyer/abuse hotline/police. After all, you're now a real person's chattel.)