Nah, you have to order the Odin's Mighty Horde Laying Waste to the Enemy to get the lamentations of the women as a side. Although I guess you could ask the chef to do one special if you were suitably true metal as fuck.
(Besides, you can't have what's best in life without bacon.)
'Yes...Abyssyness' is perhaps my new favorite phrase.
Of course, now I'm wondering if they use the same serial killer for each Suburban Shock Burger or is it like collector's cards. Cause I gotta say, eating anything with, come to think of it, any serial killer's face staring at me would be at least mildly disturbing.
Nah, no wondering. I'd figure it'd be roughly the same place that they got the Rise of the Black Lord Over Seas of Eternally Flaming Carcasses of Slaughtered Angels.
You know, I'm probably not nearly as metal enough to eat here. Although I'd go at least once. Possibly wearing a 50's style twinset and pearls. Just for the contrast.
We got to eat at Hell Pizza when we visited Rotorua a few years back. It was especially appropriate given the clouds of sulfurous vapor that hang around the streets there.
It doesn't look like photoshop - it looks like a real printed-and-laminated menu, photographed under semi-realistic diner conditions - but whether this menu was a theme meal at a restaurant or if it is something someone printed, laminated for $1 at a store, and snapped on their own kitchen table, we can't tell.
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Date: 2010-08-16 01:00 am (UTC)Be wary of the Salsa.
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Date: 2010-08-16 03:22 am (UTC)(Besides, you can't have what's best in life without bacon.)
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Date: 2010-08-16 03:23 am (UTC)We were just singing this in camp during the last rainstorm:
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Date: 2010-08-16 01:22 pm (UTC)And there's no faygo, no ballcaps no "bling", no cigarettes, and none of them are morbidly obese - so all the standard Juggalo signs are missing.
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Date: 2010-08-16 09:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-08-18 10:47 pm (UTC)presented without comment.
Date: 2010-08-16 01:29 am (UTC)Re: presented without comment.
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Date: 2010-08-16 01:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-08-16 02:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-08-16 02:25 am (UTC)Of course, now I'm wondering if they use the same serial killer for each Suburban Shock Burger or is it like collector's cards. Cause I gotta say, eating anything with, come to think of it, any serial killer's face staring at me would be at least mildly disturbing.
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Date: 2010-08-16 07:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-08-16 02:11 pm (UTC)You know, I'm probably not nearly as metal enough to eat here. Although I'd go at least once. Possibly wearing a 50's style twinset and pearls. Just for the contrast.
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Date: 2010-08-19 07:21 pm (UTC)I must cross teh abyssyness street to get to the yummmy delicious angel ribs...
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Date: 2010-08-16 08:23 am (UTC)The website's not as cute as it was, with little demons running around.
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Date: 2010-08-16 11:01 am (UTC)I'm really curious now!
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Date: 2010-08-16 01:14 pm (UTC)Beloved can have the Disney Metal Bullshit for Posers
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Date: 2010-08-16 03:44 pm (UTC)We don't know what it is. But it's metal as fuck
*ded*
In other news...I want to go there for the salsa.
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Date: 2010-08-16 05:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-08-16 08:12 pm (UTC)Incidentally, you might enjoy these bluegrass covers of death metal.
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Date: 2010-08-17 12:09 pm (UTC)It doesn't look like photoshop - it looks like a real printed-and-laminated menu, photographed under semi-realistic diner conditions - but whether this menu was a theme meal at a restaurant or if it is something someone printed, laminated for $1 at a store, and snapped on their own kitchen table, we can't tell.
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Date: 2010-08-23 07:36 am (UTC)