Tannis sat quietly in his usual seat at the Inn of The Last Home. Solace had lost some of its quaint familiarity over the years, perhaps, it was the loss of Kitiara and Laurana's disappearance that had him in such dour spirits. Even the faces of his familiar friends and adventuring companions were little console. He needed a vacation, as if sensing his desires, Raistlin approached him. His weak voice rasping in a cough, the Staff of the Magi glowing faintly. "I can send you on a vacation, Tanis." With an explosion of Wizards Solve Everything magic, Tanis underwent a horrible transformation. He felt pulled at his very core, stretched thin, and then snapped forward brutally.
His skin burned, contorting in anguish, he prayed for mercy! "Raist stop!" Eventually the pain stopped and he found his skin had turned a sickly yellow. Then he met Ned Flanders and they had gay sex.
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Sure, why not...
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Date: 2010-08-22 02:23 am (UTC)Patricia Tannis, from Borderlands.
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Date: 2010-08-22 02:34 am (UTC)This calls for a fanfic!
Date: 2010-08-22 04:13 am (UTC)His skin burned, contorting in anguish, he prayed for mercy! "Raist stop!" Eventually the pain stopped and he found his skin had turned a sickly yellow. Then he met Ned Flanders and they had gay sex.
Re: This calls for a fanfic!
Date: 2010-08-22 07:04 am (UTC)Buggerdiggerlyduggerly Elferino!
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