A thought.

Jan. 25th, 2005 07:29 pm
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If the new law passes and a marriage is defined as between "two persons"...

... and a corporation is legally a person....

...doesn't that mean you could marry or corporation? Or that two corporations could marry?

I want to be the Bride Of Microsoft.

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Date: 2005-01-26 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] texas-tiger.livejournal.com
No, no, no...the Bride of McDonald's.

Or what about the Bride of Coca-Cola....all the caffeine you can drink!

Or, just go for the biggest head of all: Bride of GMC.

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Date: 2005-01-26 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenten.livejournal.com
Now there's a horror movie title.

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Date: 2005-01-26 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryusen.livejournal.com
um.. don't we already bend over and take it in the rear from MS already?

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Date: 2005-01-26 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
But now he'd be making an honest woman of you!

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Date: 2005-01-26 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryusen.livejournal.com
screw that.. i just want to know what the alimony is .p

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Date: 2005-01-26 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
"I'll just take the half that DOESN'T include IE, thanks!"

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