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Not news: Home break-in.
New: Nothing stolen.
Guess The State: Intruder redecorates living room.

(Resident tells police that it was either an ex-girlfriend or a homeless person. Because that totally makes sense, too.)

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Date: 2011-01-16 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wherever.livejournal.com
Merely moving a couch is not redecorating. I was expecting like a redecoration on the lines of one of those makeover shows.

But at least I got Florida right. :)

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Date: 2011-01-16 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosrah.livejournal.com
I was expecting that too.. Boca's certainly got the money... Woo! Hometown made weasel's not-news radar!

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Date: 2011-01-16 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormfeather.livejournal.com
Bahaha, even better is the "next" and "previous" as far as news stories, which because of the way they have it set up looks like it reads:


"Grocery Store Employee Charged with Stealing Human Skeletal Remains Found in North Naples"

At which point I was trying to figure out what the hell human skeletal remains were doing in a grocery store.

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Date: 2011-01-16 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skola.livejournal.com
Didn't Terry Pratchett have something about breaking and redecorating?

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Date: 2011-01-16 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thornae.livejournal.com
Indeed. I believe it was in a passage about "anti-crimes" - probably one of the Vimes books.


Also, I vaguely seem to remember some comic - probably Vertigo, probably Gaiman, Morrison or the like - where there was a supervillian group that would break into peoples' homes, and re-decorate in such a manner that upon seeing it, the victim's head would explode. Literally.


Could well have been in "The Invisibles," actually.

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Date: 2011-01-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fearmeforiampink
Whitemail, breaking and redecorating. Has to be done in a way that will horrify and/or hurt the person you're doing it to.

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Date: 2011-01-17 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singingnettle.livejournal.com
The world needs more burglars with OCD.

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