Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

"Cow milking controversy turns into machete attack"

[Poll #1675724]

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I got that wrong, but in my defense, there's no good reason for there to be cows in Florida.

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

God, really! First people in Ohio having sex and now people in Florida having cows? What is this?

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Next thing you know, cats will be living with dogs and conservatives will stop calling liberals Nazis.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Bugfuck crazy == Florida FTW!

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

"Byrd's girlfriend also said the victim wasn't disrespecting her."

*dies

[wherever.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I went with the "probably not cows in Florida" method as well, alas. As it turns out they were merely discussing them and there were no actual cows about.

You can tell that reporter had way too much fun with the story.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

See, 'machete' totally cried 'Florida' to me.

[argaive.livejournal.com]

"... an udderly unusual case."

Ergh.