This sounds like something from my hometown paper, which once proclaimed in giant lettering on the front page that a local teacher was under "Scrunity."
It was the headline. Seriously, they don't have a proof-reader at the Hooterville Gazette?
I am wondering, though, why any pigs were floating down the river, whether thirty or thirty thousand. It remains to be seen if pigs can fly, but can they swim?
See, it doesn't say that in the correction. If you haven't read the article, but just the correction thing, you wouldn't know that, and you end up saying something stupid, like me.
Seriously, though, were the pigs still alive? Can they swim? I want to know these things.
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Date: 2011-02-09 09:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-02-09 09:27 am (UTC)Not that 18-19 meters is small, mind.
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Date: 2011-02-09 09:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-02-09 10:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-02-10 01:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-02-10 01:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-02-10 01:36 am (UTC)I am wondering, though, why any pigs were floating down the river, whether thirty or thirty thousand. It remains to be seen if pigs can fly, but can they swim?
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Date: 2011-02-11 04:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-02-11 01:19 pm (UTC)See, it doesn't say that in the correction. If you haven't read the article, but just the correction thing, you wouldn't know that, and you end up saying something stupid, like me.
Seriously, though, were the pigs still alive? Can they swim? I want to know these things.
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Date: 2011-02-12 03:05 am (UTC)The internet suggests yes they can swim.
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Date: 2011-02-11 04:23 am (UTC)