Pop Quiz!

[theweaselking]

Q: What do you call a group responsible for 8 murders, 17 attempted murders, 383 death threats, 153 incidents of assault or battery, and 3 kidnappings, 173 arsons, 91 attempted bombings or arsons, 619 bomb threats, 1630 incidents of trespassing, 1264 incidents of vandalism, and 100 chemical "stink bomb" attacks, all of them organised and supported by said same group, in pursuit of a ideological goal that they hope to accomplish by terrorising their victims into submission, ongoing for more than 30 years?

A: Pro-life.

via tisiphone and supergee, in quick succession.

Comments

[sophia8.livejournal.com]

I hate the way they've appropriated that name - how many of them are *really* pro-life? Y'know, vegetarian, pacifist and anti-capital punishment? No, they only fetishise the sweet iddle-widdle unborn baby fetuses and don't give a damm about actual born humans.
Can't they be prosecuted for wrongful advertising or something?

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

"The problem is that unborn children eventually get born and must live in the actual world. In this sense, "pro-lifers" are like the 'baby daddies' of the spiritual world: full of promised love for the abstraction, and nowhere to be found when the kid shows up."

I don't know where I found this, but it fits.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[peanut13171.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!! I've never seen this before. It's FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

I'd tell you to thank him, but you can't.

BECAUSE HE'S DEEEAAAAADDDD!!!

[cyprinella]

*sniffle*

[swwoodsy.livejournal.com]

http://www.nerve.com/content/raw-nerve-a-history-of-violence

I found it there and it seems to be the original, but it may not be...

[lirion.livejournal.com]

yes, Pro-"Life".... Shocking: South Dakota Wants to Legalize Murdering Abortion Providers (http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/475481/shocking:_south_dakota_wants_to_legalize_murdering_abortion_providers/)

[lirion.livejournal.com]

And I missed that you'd already posted it, sorry.