Things I must eat, volume seven.

[theweaselking]

Edit: OH HAI INSTRUCTIONS

Comments

[chaosrah.livejournal.com]

omg.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong. So very, very wrong. (*makes notes, considers the wonderful view chicken sausages and mince would give...*)

[lightinchains.livejournal.com]

Exactly my reaction (same number of verys even).

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about what it would be like stuffed with something less terrible for me.

[lightinchains.livejournal.com]

A beef joint! Like the world's meatiest Beef Wellington!

[maelorin]

barbecued, and not deep fried?

[fridgepunk.livejournal.com]

oven baked – though I'd have wrapped the sticky out bits of the hotdog in little bits of tin foil to stop them burning like that.

[frith]

Looking at that, I assumed the extracrispy toes were intentional, seeing that they ended up a different colour from the rest of the meat.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

They're "amusingly roasted", not "burned". I suspect they're not only intentional, but taste awesome. Hot dogs blacken before going bad, after all.

[maelorin]

win! (and agreed)

[arielstarshadow.livejournal.com]

Urk. That just makes my stomach turn.

[wiseacre.livejournal.com]

You must be a communist.

[xenogram.livejournal.com]

We will bury you!

(After your fatal heart attack)

[wiseacre.livejournal.com]

Keep your shoes on, Boris!

[mandybling.livejournal.com]

I want to know what the filling is? More bacon?

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

It looks like Steak-Umms to me! Ha.

[mandybling.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know Steak-Umms still existed. XD

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that they do. :)

[mandybling.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen them in years.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

They do.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Ground beef. It explains it if you click the link.

[dianavilliers.livejournal.com]

That is scary, wrong, and requires layers blobs of cheese, tomato sauce and possibly pesto in the innards.

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Now, where's the how to make them post?

[swwoodsy.livejournal.com]

There is a comment in the link that credits the blog that it's from.

Mmmm...crispy bacon cheeseburger with hot dogs. It's like all the best of a backyard barbeque.

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

Okay, so that's a double-hamburger, three hot dogs, and, what, at least six strips of bacon?

Right. Is this some bizzare foodie conspiracy to foil health-care reform?

-- Steve's off to see if he can score some Lipitor futures. (And maybe get some more shares in laxative and antacid manufacturers.)

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

OMG.

I... I feel like I've seen the face of true reality.

And it is beautiful. :O

I must have some of those.

[violent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

ok. Making these tonight! :D