The correct answer, of course, is to draw a circle around the entire diagram.
... or just cross out God, write in "the Universe", then add a drawing of a tachyon and circle that, because those little bastards get to break all the rules.
actually in its own frame of reference it stays within its own light cone – the trouble is that its light cone is upside down relative to a baryon's.
It's one of the slight irksomeness involved in the concept – observationally a tachyon is indistinguishable from a baryon, making it the physics equivalent of a p-zombie.
Referencing a bit you've not heard I guess. He started with Babies taste of chicken. Looked more like an oyster to me, though. That's one weird-ass baptism.
Man, that's easy, its definitely PLANTS! I mean, you don't get any of the other stuff without first having plants. It's been awhile, but I don't remember any parable or story where God's chosen don't have to breathe, or eat, or be without plants for any extended length of time.
Its like there was a plan: Step 1: Have plants. Step 2: Have animals. Step 3: Have babies. Step 4: Have holy basted babies. Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit.
So the love really has to go to the plants, or else what's the joker doing getting all hot for the final product, when he doesn't respect and adore the very origin of the whole process?
On a side-note, I wonder where gay babies fit into this whole scheme.
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Date: 2011-06-21 12:06 am (UTC)... or just cross out God, write in "the Universe", then add a drawing of a tachyon and circle that, because those little bastards get to break all the rules.
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Date: 2011-06-21 12:14 am (UTC)Good ways to get yourself an exorcism, all.
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Date: 2011-06-21 04:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-21 01:58 pm (UTC)It's one of the slight irksomeness involved in the concept – observationally a tachyon is indistinguishable from a baryon, making it the physics equivalent of a p-zombie.
but...
Date: 2011-06-21 01:02 am (UTC)And babies taste of chicken. Eddie Izzard said so!
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Date: 2011-06-21 02:51 am (UTC)Re: but...
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Date: 2011-06-21 04:28 am (UTC)*whimper* Yes, master Orcus. Do not claw me again...
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Date: 2011-06-21 08:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-21 09:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-21 12:39 pm (UTC)Its like there was a plan:
Step 1: Have plants.
Step 2: Have animals.
Step 3: Have babies.
Step 4: Have holy basted babies.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.
So the love really has to go to the plants, or else what's the joker doing getting all hot for the final product, when he doesn't respect and adore the very origin of the whole process?
On a side-note, I wonder where gay babies fit into this whole scheme.
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Date: 2011-06-27 02:56 am (UTC)...Great, now I have this heretical mental image of a baby being baptized in a hollandaise sauce.
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Date: 2011-06-21 03:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-21 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-21 05:17 pm (UTC)Oh right, because it's not even remotely funny.
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Date: 2011-06-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-21 07:44 pm (UTC)