Crime is not very smart.

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Swedish cop robs a bank, gets himself assigned as the investigating officer, and then buys a new car with the marked cash from that robbery.

Also,

Naked man who attacked a cop says he "reacted badly". In his defense, he was asleep when the police came to arrest his son, and he was awakened by the sound of his son yelling for help as the son was resisting arrest.