This is brilliant. We only need to import roughly 3,000 more metric tons of lemons from Mexico to the USA to completely eliminate US highway fatalities - presumably because the roads are full of lemon-carrying trucks, and these guys either don't crash into each (brilliant drivers / controlled by sinister Mexican lemon-overlords), or if they do they don't die (possibly because their truck cabins are insulated by additional lemons, or, again, insidious lemon-derived mutant powers).
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Date: 2011-10-28 08:09 pm (UTC)