This is brilliant. We only need to import roughly 3,000 more metric tons of lemons from Mexico to the USA to completely eliminate US highway fatalities - presumably because the roads are full of lemon-carrying trucks, and these guys either don't crash into each (brilliant drivers / controlled by sinister Mexican lemon-overlords), or if they do they don't die (possibly because their truck cabins are insulated by additional lemons, or, again, insidious lemon-derived mutant powers).
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-28 08:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-28 08:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-28 09:00 pm (UTC)