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My uncle was found dead of an overdose. My mom went to visit and found him with an unopened bottle of homeopathic pills in his hand.

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Date: 2011-11-04 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ydna.livejournal.com
OMG, I'm so... your... uh... well, that's a damn shame.

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Date: 2011-11-04 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
That homeopathic stuff, man. The less you take of it, the *more it affects you*.

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Date: 2011-11-04 06:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] maelorin
so, just *thinking* about it ought to be enough!?

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Date: 2011-11-04 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfessorevil.livejournal.com
I'm presuming this is a joke. I'm presuming this is a homeopathy joke. And, as such, bwahahahahaha. Um... assuming it was a joke.

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Date: 2011-11-04 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatpie42.livejournal.com
I was thinking, if this were real it would be the most depressing thing ever. It's like the guy overdosed on real pills and was about to start on the homeopathy pills. If he'd started with the homeopathy pills someone might have got to him fast enough to stop him before he started on the real pills.

I think there ought to be (in tiny letters so it's not immediatly obvious) a disclaimer in the main post to say that this is a joke.... Y'know, just to confirm.

Blooming eck, this is all sounding a little too serious. Must lighten things up a bit...


I've heard homeopathy can be used to cure dogs. The homeopath asks the dog how he's feeling and the dog says "ruff!" :P

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Date: 2011-11-04 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mejoff.livejournal.com
Derp horse icon didn't help then?

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Date: 2011-11-04 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatpie42.livejournal.com
You'd be surprised what kinds of icons people often use for ultra serious posts. I can't really rely on that.

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Date: 2011-11-04 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I keep thinking I should add something like "he hadn't taken ANY" or something.

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Date: 2011-11-04 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
Oh man. Couldn't get much more diluted without having the bottle in another country!

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Date: 2011-11-04 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenogram.livejournal.com
Heh. I am in another... [thump]

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Date: 2011-11-04 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
Why, so you are! Shame, apparently.


Also, I'll just leave this here for you. :D

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Date: 2011-11-04 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
That stuff is dangerous to EVERYONE. There are unopened bottles all over the place. Who will protect the children?

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Date: 2011-11-04 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drhoz.livejournal.com
*snerk*

for reference purposes only:

Date: 2011-11-04 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iblis-kukl.livejournal.com
http://shitty-advice.livejournal.com/tag/hobo%20semen%20homeopathy

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Date: 2011-11-04 07:38 am (UTC)
andrewducker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] andrewducker
I have got to stop having emotional reactions before the end of the paragraph.

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Date: 2011-11-04 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skiriki.livejournal.com
I have discovered that this blog is perfect for training "finish reading before posting or reacting in any way". :D

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Date: 2011-11-04 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Do you ever have one of those moments when you are 99.9999% sure that it's a joke but also realise that if it's not and you do laugh you have a 0.00001% chance of being the world's worst person :)

I'm going to laugh anyway!

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Date: 2011-11-04 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
I just snorted. You suck.

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Date: 2011-11-04 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missysedai.livejournal.com
*FACEPALM*

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Date: 2011-11-05 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
I didn't know whether your uncle was dead or alive, but I ripsnorted.

I'm bad.

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Date: 2011-11-08 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
I didn't know whether your uncle was dead or alive...

We won't know until we look in the coffin.

I just..

Date: 2011-11-05 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] echoeversky.livejournal.com
got home from the hospital witnessing the results of a suicide attempt. My contextualizer is a bit bent at the moment.

Re: I just..

Date: 2011-11-08 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
That does make it much less funny.

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Date: 2011-11-05 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlasimpure.livejournal.com
To the moon, Alice.

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