"We are Jesus of Borg. You will be asssimiraptured."
No, really.
(Notably, the source site waffles widely between "we are serious!" and "we were being satirical and are just bad at it, here is what we REALLY believe and WOW is it fucking stupid.")
No, really.
(Notably, the source site waffles widely between "we are serious!" and "we were being satirical and are just bad at it, here is what we REALLY believe and WOW is it fucking stupid.")