theweaselking: (Default)
[personal profile] theweaselking
I would just like to review, in the most negative way POSSIBLE, "The Binding Of Isaac".

It's The Legend Of Zelda, Abusive Christian Edition.

It is an offensively terrible game in every respect, starting from the lousy gameplay and ending about 30 seconds later at the offensively stupid story, and I say this as someone who is entirely convinced that all religion is insanity to begin with.

It should never be played, ever, by anyone.

You should not under any circumstances buy this game.

I feel robbed of the $1.25 I spent on it.

This is, without hyperbole, the worst game I have played in years. And I play a LOT of lousy games - I've played Super Meat Boy, and it was nowhere near this bad. I've played Left Behind, it wasn't this stupid. The developers should be ashamed of producing it and Steam should feel bad for carrying it.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-12-30 02:54 am (UTC)
drcuriosity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] drcuriosity
I almost bought it out of morbid curiosity. You're making me glad I didn't.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-12-30 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
The abysmally unfun gameplay is the main reason to not play it. The fact that it's basically offensive-for-offensiveness in the process of delivering anti-fun gameplay is icing on the dogshit cake.

Profile

theweaselking: (Default)theweaselking
Page generated Jun. 26th, 2025 02:58 pm