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Dec. 29th, 2011 09:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingI would just like to review, in the most negative way POSSIBLE, "The Binding Of Isaac".
It's The Legend Of Zelda, Abusive Christian Edition.
It is an offensively terrible game in every respect, starting from the lousy gameplay and ending about 30 seconds later at the offensively stupid story, and I say this as someone who is entirely convinced that all religion is insanity to begin with.
It should never be played, ever, by anyone.
You should not under any circumstances buy this game.
I feel robbed of the $1.25 I spent on it.
This is, without hyperbole, the worst game I have played in years. And I play a LOT of lousy games - I've played Super Meat Boy, and it was nowhere near this bad. I've played Left Behind, it wasn't this stupid. The developers should be ashamed of producing it and Steam should feel bad for carrying it.
It's The Legend Of Zelda, Abusive Christian Edition.
It is an offensively terrible game in every respect, starting from the lousy gameplay and ending about 30 seconds later at the offensively stupid story, and I say this as someone who is entirely convinced that all religion is insanity to begin with.
It should never be played, ever, by anyone.
You should not under any circumstances buy this game.
I feel robbed of the $1.25 I spent on it.
This is, without hyperbole, the worst game I have played in years. And I play a LOT of lousy games - I've played Super Meat Boy, and it was nowhere near this bad. I've played Left Behind, it wasn't this stupid. The developers should be ashamed of producing it and Steam should feel bad for carrying it.
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Date: 2011-12-30 05:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-12-30 02:26 pm (UTC)(It *did* have one really new and different technological thing, though: the ads on billboards and things in the game changed. They were downloaded from the internet as you played, meaning the makers of the game sold ad space *in the game world*)
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Date: 2011-12-31 02:04 am (UTC)