They don't normally have eyes the size of their hindquarters, pastel colours, or wings, either. And, disregarding Mr Ed as a statistical anomaly, they don't usually talk.
I am shocked, SHOCKED by all these flagrant inaccuracies.
It seems Mr. Fleshlight Pantone picker knows his horse colors. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_coat_color
"The vast majority of so-called "white" horses are actually grays with a fully white hair coat. A truly white horse that lives to adulthood occurs one of two ways: either by inheriting one copy of a dominant white ("W") gene, of which several have been identified, or is a particular type of sabino that is homozygous for the "SB-1" gene. However, a foal with the genetic disease known as Lethal white syndrome dies shortly after birth.[2] There are no "albinos" in the horse world. Albino, defined as animals with a white coat with pink skin and reddish eyes, is created by genetic mechanisms that do not exist in horses.[3] In some cases, homozygous dominant white is thought to be an embryonic lethal, though this has not been established for all white horses."
I'm sorry but that's where the My Little Pony people have utterly departed from reason. A purple unicorn? Ridiculous. Everyone knows unicorns are white with silver vaginas and/or iridescent, prehensile penises. When you pile on the absurdities like that, must allow a poor Fleshlight Pantone Picker to cope however he can. He does have to differentiate the product, after all.
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Date: 2012-01-10 04:26 pm (UTC)Those are clearly modelled on human genitalia. Equine vulvas look nothing like that.
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Date: 2012-01-10 04:54 pm (UTC)I am shocked, SHOCKED by all these flagrant inaccuracies.
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Date: 2012-01-10 11:26 pm (UTC)"The vast majority of so-called "white" horses are actually grays with a fully white hair coat. A truly white horse that lives to adulthood occurs one of two ways: either by inheriting one copy of a dominant white ("W") gene, of which several have been identified, or is a particular type of sabino that is homozygous for the "SB-1" gene. However, a foal with the genetic disease known as Lethal white syndrome dies shortly after birth.[2] There are no "albinos" in the horse world. Albino, defined as animals with a white coat with pink skin and reddish eyes, is created by genetic mechanisms that do not exist in horses.[3] In some cases, homozygous dominant white is thought to be an embryonic lethal, though this has not been established for all white horses."
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