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Watching Time Bandits. It's basically "Monty Python does The Neverending Story crossbred with Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure". It's extremely British.

Sample dialog:

Evil[1]: "God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"
Robert[2]: "Slugs."
Evil: "Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"


[1]: Yes, the personification of evil. That's him - literally, evil incarnate. He's a character!
[2]: A servant of Evil.

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Date: 2012-02-26 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cosmiccat.livejournal.com
EVIL: "If I were creating a world - first day, eight o'clock: LASERS."

I watched that movie a billion times as a kid. I wanted to grow up to be Evil.

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Date: 2012-02-26 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! "

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Date: 2012-02-26 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cosmiccat.livejournal.com
That's the one. Clearly compressed for long-term storage in my brain.

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Date: 2012-02-26 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Evil is the best character in the movie, by far. God would be better if he'd had more lines.

(But seriously, YOU CAN TELL which parts where written by Michael Palin. The horse-skull-head scythe minions making horsey noises? Gilliam. Kevin's parents and God? PALIN. Nobody writes "horrible people with one-track minds being hilarious" like Michael Palin.)

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Date: 2012-02-26 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lederhosen.livejournal.com
David Warner is made for the role.

TB also has the rare distinction of being one of the few movies where Sean Connery doesn't annoy me.

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Date: 2012-02-26 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
I thought you were already a superfan of Time Bandits. Now I'm not sure who I was thinking of...

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Date: 2012-02-26 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graethorne.livejournal.com
Wow. That's brilliant.

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Date: 2012-02-26 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allysonsedai.livejournal.com
Aww, nostalgia! That was a favorite movie of mine growing up.

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Date: 2012-02-26 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ipslore.livejournal.com
Plus, it's got the best 'It was all a dream... OR WAS IT?!' ending.

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Date: 2012-02-27 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatpie42.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness, that ending freaked me out!

Apparently the test screening they did was really poor quality with the sound too loud and made it an absolutely hellish experience. Everyone who was there hated the whole thing. This meant that on the questionairre at the end when saying which bit of the film they liked best, nearly everyone ticked "the end" because it meant they could get the hell out of there.

So when the producers were raising questions about the ending, Gilliam and his team could point to this questionairre and say "the one thing test audiences like was the ending, so we've GOT to keep that." LOL!


SPOILERS FOR ENDING
Okay, so he loses his parents and then Sean Connery says goodbye and drives off. Finally he's all alone going "mum? dad?" as the camera zooms out, so that we're leaving him all alone too! Gilliam claims that the moral is "listen to your kids". If your child says "don't touch it, it's evil" going right ahead and touching it might be a bad idea...
END OF SPOILERS FOR ENDING OF TIME BANDITS.

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Date: 2012-02-26 08:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] frith
You've never seen Time Bandits before?! I really ought to see that movie again sometime.

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Date: 2012-02-26 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miz-geek.livejournal.com
Mum, Dad, don't touch it it's Evil!

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Date: 2012-02-26 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
I say that all the time.

Also:
http://www.metropolisgrafix.com/html/TB.html

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Date: 2012-02-26 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
I was hooked on that movie from the moment that the horse crashed through the little boy's bedroom.

Also, I met Terry Gillian in Dublin and was able to tell him that, to his face.

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Date: 2012-02-26 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virginia-fell.livejournal.com
I have never seen this movie but I am watching it immediately. I swear it's on Netflix instant queue; it's happening.

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Date: 2012-02-27 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatpie42.livejournal.com
Damn right. You won't regret it! :)

My favourite film of 1981:
http://fatpie42.livejournal.com/84444.html

Mad Max 2? Nah!
An American Werewolf in London?? Nah!
Raiders of the Lost Ark??? Nah!

Time frikkin' Bandits! Oh yeah!!! ;)

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Date: 2012-02-27 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimrunner.livejournal.com
I am mildly stunned that you've never seen this before.

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Date: 2012-02-27 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
Now that's even more stunning.

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Date: 2012-02-27 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Why?

I mean, seriously, nobody ever makes references to this movie, nobody ever mentions it on "lists of classic movies" or "my favourite movies from when I was a kid" - and no, I really *haven't* gone through and watched The Compleat Terry Gilliam, ever.

So what's supposed to have made me pick some random 30-year-old kids movie and watch it, before now?

(The reason we did watch it: A friend got a gift copy of the DVD and already had a copy, and was gushing about how this was a great movie that she'd loved as a kid. Which gave us incentive to watch it that we don't have, for, say, The Wizard, or any other early-80s kid flicks.)

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Date: 2012-02-27 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
You're a geek, and I think you went to college. In these two contexts, yes, it is absolutely stunning that you haven't heard of TB.

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Date: 2012-02-27 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I'm a geek, and yes, I have a university (not college) degree.

This, again, is one of those "and so?" situations. Time Bandits never comes up when people talk about classic movies that everyone has to see, either. Nobody ever included it on a list of options to watch for a group movie night, it never showed up at the classic-cinema movie theatre...

I mean, it was a very good movie, and one I would have liked to have seen 20 years ago, okay - but I don't get where the shock is coming from, because *nobody ever talks about it* and *nobody ever includes it on lists of great underrated movies*. I missed it in the theatre. How am I *supposed* to have heard of it?
Edited Date: 2012-02-27 06:55 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-02-27 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
"and yes, I have a university (not college) degree."

Seriously? That's beyond pedantic, man.

Done here.

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Date: 2012-02-27 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
.... the two are very different things. It's like saying "you're British!" and having me reply "Commonwealth yes, Britain no."

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Date: 2012-02-27 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
Technically, yes. Relevantly, no.

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Date: 2012-02-27 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
(PS: Curiousity has led to me checking, and I found you saying in 2002 that you'd never seen it. SO THERE. But even then, it was one of a very long list of "watchable fantasy movies", with no distinction being "these are particularly good")

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Date: 2012-02-27 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
I had heard about it as early as 1994. When I started UNIVERSITY.

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Date: 2012-02-28 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hollowpoint.livejournal.com
I am mightily vexed by any comment or conversation which begins "you've never seen/read/heard x???" Nope, I was probably absorbing some other delicious entertainment media. There are too many good things in the world and it is often more interesting to pursue one's own niche than to try and catch up with other peoples' cherished memories or the Top Ten Films of Year Y.

That isn't quite the same expression of astonishment but is close enough for me to sympathise with the irritation.

Time Bandits is a film I'd been aware of since I was a teen - general awareness of Python-related stuff among Brits, perhaps - but I hadn't seen it until about five years ago. It is utterly brilliant. Thanks for the reminder - I think I shall rewatch it soon.

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