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theweaselkingReason #2 John Is Not Allowed In The Kitchen Unsupervised!
So, dinner tonight was more homemade bruschetta.
And I followed up with
my mother's traditional handmade California Roll recipe.
1. Buy handmade California Rolls from a real maki chef.
2. Discard the packaging.
3. Lie. Lie blatantly to your family about how hard they were to make and how long they took. Proclaim that you have suffered and demand lavish praise for your noble sacrifice.
Seriously, haven't I told you I'm a LAZY cook?
CHEFFERY.
So, dinner tonight was more homemade bruschetta.
And I followed up with
my mother's traditional handmade California Roll recipe.
1. Buy handmade California Rolls from a real maki chef.
2. Discard the packaging.
3. Lie. Lie blatantly to your family about how hard they were to make and how long they took. Proclaim that you have suffered and demand lavish praise for your noble sacrifice.
Seriously, haven't I told you I'm a LAZY cook?
CHEFFERY.