WEASEL BALL

[theweaselking]

The Weasel Rolls with Ball

Product Features: "WEASEL BALL"

I think I need two.

(Also, the Amazon URL has a boooop in it. I think I am WAY too bored today.)

Comments

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

Weasel balls are ridiculous. They are also one of the best toys known to man. Because it's a WEASEL on a BALL.

[nigel-hawthorne.livejournal.com]

isn't there a prof. frink reference in here somewhere?

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[thornae.livejournal.com]

Indeed there is. I tried to find the video of it, but you know, Simpsons clips on youtube are evil and must be destroyed.

Anyway, it's "Last Tap Dance in Springfield":



Lisa: Ooh! That's brilliant, professor! What will you think of next?
Frink: Well, I also found this at the gift shop. [a weasel attached to a ball]
Isn't it cute? [places it on the ground, where it bounces around] I'm
hoping to turn it into a weapon. [Frink noises] It'll kill ya!
Lisa: I've got to go now. [backs out]



...

They come across that ball and weasel.

Frink: Uh-oh! It's out of its matrix! Nobody move!
Homer: Why, it's just a cute little weasel. Hello there, Mr. Weasel. [reaches
for weasel]
[The screen goes black and "The End" is written. We hear zapping and
Homer screaming.]
I'm down!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The Simpsons in general is evil and should never be watched by anyone. Their aid in correcting their presence on youtube is appreciated.

[thornae.livejournal.com]

Oh, come now. Without The Simpsons, we wouldn't have pop culture, we'd just have culture. And where would that leave all those people who need to say something pithy and populist without going to the effort of thinking up their own witty sayings?

[wyatt1048.livejournal.com]

1. Find cat.
2. Fire WEASEL BALL at cat.
3. Laugh manically.
4. There is no profit.

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

We used to have one of those for the cats. Schiller would chase it around for HOURS!

[iheartoothecae.livejournal.com]

I've never had a cat who wasn't terrified of the things. The motor noise was too loud for them, I think.

[kingfox.livejournal.com]

The only option is Weasel Balls dot com (http://www.weaselballs.com/), created by shmivejournal way too long ago.