Best Skyrim mod ever:

[theweaselking]

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee

Whenever a guard says he USED to be just like you until he took an arrow in the knee, he is killed by lightning falling from the sky.

Comments

[disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com]

i have not tested it out but i have installed this. the comments in the area gave me some hope.

[sbloyd.livejournal.com]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I was struck by lightning from the divines.