Extremism comes to Norway, and attempts to spark conflict and hatred in the vilest and most tragic way possible. The population responds with love and rose petals.
It's remarkably fitting that Norwegians would excel at trolling.
-- Steve thinks the idea was brilliant.
PS: they're better people than me. My solution would be to weld Breivik into a steel drum, dip the drum into molten glass, allow the glass to harden, and deposit the lot at the bottom of an abandoned salt mine like any other form of highly-toxic waste.
It's remarkably fitting that Norwegians would excel at trolling.
Snrk. It's so excellent because it's supremely dramatically appropriate and it's not evil. Well, for the first hour anyways. Probably after a month of it anyone would call it evil.
Well yeah, but that's because you're not evil like the norwegians are.
They're not going to kill him or harshly treat him, they're going to let him talk and talk and explain how he felt that Call of Duty was practice for hunting unarmed children, and explain how he was a member of a vast network of ultranationalist terrorists... and talk and talk until he makes it clear that he was Forever Alone and there is no network, and there was no cell, and he's just a sad little neckbeard who got some guns and then shot some unarmed children because he wanted attention.
And then they're going to send him to prison where, if he's lucky, he's going to be stabbed/raped to death by a hairy murderer who doesn't take kindly to sharing a prison with a child murderer. But the norwegians are going to keep a close eye on him to avoid that, so that he can be unlucky, and in 20 years he can walk out of prison, 20 years older and 20 years since he last had anyone pay much attention to him, but the norway that he says will collapse any day now unless someone rids it of all teh marxist multiculturalists will still be there and full of what he considers to be marxist multiculturalists, all of whom will remember what happened 20 years ago. Then he'll have to get by in a society where everyone knows he killed all those children, and everyone remembers what he said during the trial, and he won't be able to get any guns this time, and he won't be able to make any bombs this time.
Just him, a neutered ultranationalist forever alone in a nation that finds unity in rejecting him.
They should play him songs of peace and love and multiculturalism as well as Muslim calls to prayer for the rest of his life. But protect him from suicide!
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Date: 2012-04-26 05:37 pm (UTC)Extremism comes to Norway, and attempts to spark conflict and hatred in the vilest and most tragic way possible. The population responds with love and rose petals.
The Norwegians are kind of awesome :D
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Date: 2012-04-26 07:07 pm (UTC)-- Steve thinks the idea was brilliant.
PS: they're better people than me. My solution would be to weld Breivik into a steel drum, dip the drum into molten glass, allow the glass to harden, and deposit the lot at the bottom of an abandoned salt mine like any other form of highly-toxic waste.
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Date: 2012-04-26 08:16 pm (UTC)Snrk. It's so excellent because it's supremely dramatically appropriate and it's not evil. Well, for the first hour anyways. Probably after a month of it anyone would call it evil.
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Date: 2012-04-26 09:05 pm (UTC)They're not going to kill him or harshly treat him, they're going to let him talk and talk and explain how he felt that Call of Duty was practice for hunting unarmed children, and explain how he was a member of a vast network of ultranationalist terrorists... and talk and talk until he makes it clear that he was Forever Alone and there is no network, and there was no cell, and he's just a sad little neckbeard who got some guns and then shot some unarmed children because he wanted attention.
And then they're going to send him to prison where, if he's lucky, he's going to be stabbed/raped to death by a hairy murderer who doesn't take kindly to sharing a prison with a child murderer. But the norwegians are going to keep a close eye on him to avoid that, so that he can be unlucky, and in 20 years he can walk out of prison, 20 years older and 20 years since he last had anyone pay much attention to him, but the norway that he says will collapse any day now unless someone rids it of all teh marxist multiculturalists will still be there and full of what he considers to be marxist multiculturalists, all of whom will remember what happened 20 years ago. Then he'll have to get by in a society where everyone knows he killed all those children, and everyone remembers what he said during the trial, and he won't be able to get any guns this time, and he won't be able to make any bombs this time.
Just him, a neutered ultranationalist forever alone in a nation that finds unity in rejecting him.
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Date: 2012-04-26 07:17 pm (UTC)They should play him songs of peace and love and multiculturalism as well as Muslim calls to prayer for the rest of his life. But protect him from suicide!
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