I love The Onion.

[theweaselking]

"Darling, I will give you the moon and the stars!"
vs
"Giving me the moon and the stars would have disastrous effects on our galaxy"

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Ha!

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Liberal arts vs. hard science.
... then the philosopher steps in and says, "You two just need to rut like monkeys."