Satire, but funny.

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Drunken Dog Goes On Neighborhood Rampage

Cathy Quinn put a cold towelette on Buster Chopps' muzzle, Buster responding thankfully with a muffled "arooOOooo"

"You got in all kinds of perfectly good trouble, didn't ya' boy?! What did ya' expect, drinking a whole bottle of good Irish Whisky in one sitting, and then tearing up the neighborhood like that? You're in the proverbial doghouse for a good while, I should say you are!"

Quinn's dog, Buster Chopps, managed to chew the lock open on the family liquor cabinet and lapped a bottle of Irish malt whisky like a cat on a cream bowl.