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Children warned name of first pet should contain 8 characters and a digit

"Ideally, children should consider changing the name of their pet every 12 weeks."

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Date: 2012-07-07 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falconwarrior.livejournal.com
"It should not be the same as the name of any previous pet" How could it be? It's the first pet.

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Date: 2012-07-09 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleodhna.livejournal.com
HA!

That was terribly funny. Perhaps banks should institute a security protocol such that first pets should be goldfish, tortoises, lizards, snails or any other animal for whom having a name does not affect training or quality of life, such that a first pet could safely be called 'jq244yXhk' one week and 'o0o;00o00oq' the next? Now that would show that they had humane ideals at heart. A free goldfish with the opening of a child's first account, perhaps?

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