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"The Velvet VulvaTM: A line of fine purses and magickal bags"

From "artgoddess.com".

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I really, really don't even know where to BEGIN to mock the bad thinking on this one. Totally work-safe as long as handbags specifically crafted to look like oversized female genitalia aren't something your workplace hates. Oh, and the site has what it laughingly refers to as "music" for background noise, you'll want to kill that.

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Date: 2005-02-14 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
Oh my *god*.

I must get one and add teeth.

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Date: 2005-02-14 05:14 am (UTC)

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Date: 2005-02-14 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Vagina dentata...

What a wonderful phrase.

Vagina dentata... ain't no passin' craze!

It means no weiner, for the rest of your days (woo hoo hoo)

It's a penis-free....
girl cavity...
Vagina dentata!


(http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html)

And of course:

Date: 2005-02-14 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/vdentata1.jpg

I thought about embedding this as an html img src, but that would make your entry NSFW, so I'll be nice.

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