A British army Lieutenant is doing an exchange placement with an Australian Army brigade, and overhears one of the soldiers say something about "the new pommy bastard." He immediately storms off to the Colonel to report it.
"D'yer know who it was?" asks the Colonel. "No," replies the Brit, "But I will not stand for such impudence!" "No worries, I'll sort it out," says the Colonel, and calls the Sergeant over to him.
Shortly afterwards, the Sergeant has everyone gathered in the mess hall, with himself and the Lieutenant on the podium at one end.
"Righto, shuddup and listen!" yells the Sergeant.
"Now then - which one o' youse bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
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Date: 2013-02-06 04:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-07 01:25 pm (UTC)"D'yer know who it was?" asks the Colonel.
"No," replies the Brit, "But I will not stand for such impudence!"
"No worries, I'll sort it out," says the Colonel, and calls the Sergeant over to him.
Shortly afterwards, the Sergeant has everyone gathered in the mess hall, with himself and the Lieutenant on the podium at one end.
"Righto, shuddup and listen!" yells the Sergeant.
"Now then - which one o' youse bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
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Date: 2013-02-11 05:18 pm (UTC)