A novel way to avoid jury duty.

[theweaselking]

In the trial of Roger Lee Lawrence, Scott Borton was called for jury duty.

Scott Borton will not be serving this jury duty, because Scott Borton is dead.

In fact, Roger Lee Lawrence is on trial for the murder of Scott Borton.

Comments

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

And besides, he'd be biased in any event, claiming to know guilt or innocence before he ever heard any testimony or saw any evidence.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Let's just call forth his shade from the netherworld and have it sit on the jury.