"Elric and the Stone Eggplant"

[theweaselking]

"This is one of those things where you know there's gotta be a story there, and you have no idea what it is. (My gut reaction is that now Elric controls the mighty stone eggplant of legend, he'll show them all!--but that doesn't answer any questions and mostly raises new ones, some of them a little unsettling.)"