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[theweaselking]

The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the "customer's" side of the partition. Are you a customer? Or are you a man?

If you want avocado, you'll get avocado. Avocado is a fruit; it cannot stand up to you. You are a human being, and a very powerful man. Avocado wants to be on your sandwich. It can't help itself. Your job is to make the avocado realize that you know where it belongs.

- from "A Pickup Artist's Guide to Seducing a Sandwich"

Comments

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Speaking of: http://www.genevievevalentine.com/2013/06/dealing-with-it/

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of "Houseplants of Gor". :D

[supergee.livejournal.com]

Blogging this. Thanx.

[ardys-the-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Don't get the lettuce, though, there's something wrong with it.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

...that took me a minute, but then I laughed.