Samuel L Jackson's "Taxonomy Of Black Guys"

[theweaselking]

Reporter mistakes Jackson for Lawrence Fishburne, spends the next two minutes getting cordially and hilariously yelled at. Including detailed notes on how to tell which black guy is on your show.

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[frith]

"We don't all look alike!" We may be all black and famous but we all don't look alike!"

"There must be a very short line for your job."

"I've also actually never done a McDonald's or Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial. I know that's surprising." *Jazz hands, long pause* "And I'm the _only_ black guy in Robocop who's not a criminal."

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

He forgot the This Is CNN guy.