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[theweaselking]

"Study of Pot Smokers' Brains Shows That MRIs Cause Bad Science Reporting"

(Warning, crank site, full of bad logic and counterrational leaps. And they also make one of the very same mistakes they are complaining about: How do they know the MRIs *cause* bad science reporting, instead of just being correlated with bad science reporting in at least one case? But still, very funny.)

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[skiriki.livejournal.com]

*runs to the kitchen*

I'm making popcorn! Who wants it with what?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Butter, pepper, and a spare bucket, please!

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Woot!

Coming up in a jiffy! Just give me a yell when blood begins to splatter for realsies, I don't wanna miss it!

[torrain.livejournal.com]

...the guy with the first-you-scream-then-you-leap icon has begun explaining how Affirmative Action was just set up to oblige black voters to kowtow to liberals, how in the very same school black kids pass school because of quotas while white and Oriental kids get an education, and how Our Graciously Snarky Host is a bigot who should go beat up crippled Jews to make himself feel better because apparently he should be feeling bad for some reason, although I will be shot if I could tell you what it is.

(Would you like wine? I've recently gotten rather fond of this weird white-wine "beverage" that's got grapefruit and pineapple flavours mixed in, but I'm sure there's something else about if you'd prefer...)

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Coming! *hauls bucketfuls of popcorn* Oh, if you got pineapple juice with pulp, that would be fine with me, though I gotta stick with water after one glass. Gotta mind sugars (and starches).

I'm not late, right?

Aw crud, flounce has happened!

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Pineapple juice with pulp can happen!

Flounce may unhappen. I get the feeling no-one is leaving this conversation until it has been even more throughly pulped, and the time lapse may simply have been sleep?

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Yep, nibbling on my popcorn now. Waiting with bated breath!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It looks like, despite sobering up overnight, he's gone back to posting less-meltdowny racist and sexist things to james_nicoll instead of coming back her to expand on / defend / apologise for the racist things he said last night while, presumably, really drunk.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]