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Idaho Republican Candidate For Governor Harley Brown:
"The key is getting our land back from the feds. And here’s my plan of attack. The three best men for the mission are myself as governor, because I’ve got a master’s in raising hell. ... Here’s my plan of attack, OK? You go in there and you use spiritual warfare. Everybody talks about the natural, but I want to talk about the other realm we exist in. You bind those evil spirits that are behind the feds with the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus and the power of entombment of the Holy Spirit, the power of agreement, the word of God. Take air superiority and then roll in with your tanks on your ground….Blitzkrieg!"

A moderator interrupted him.

"Mr. Brown? The question was about taxes."

(Yeah, okay, it's pretty clear that incumbent Butch Otter specifically made sure that the further-fringe loonier-than-usual-Republican candidates got into the debate specifically so that his *real* opponent would get overshadowed. And it worked. But this was still funny.)

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Date: 2014-05-21 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
Verily, the batshit is strong with that one.

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Date: 2014-05-21 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skiriki.livejournal.com
What the fucking fuck I just read.

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Date: 2014-05-22 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenicurean.livejournal.com
It gets better. Apparently God told him he'd one day become the president of the United States. He recently said he doesn't really collect campaign funds, because God will foot the bill, somehow.

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Date: 2014-05-23 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skiriki.livejournal.com
Well!

I think that will solve the problem, as it is, then.

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