Local news!

[theweaselking]

And by "local" I mean "two blocks over"

SWAT training accident leaves five injured, two seriously, as a controlled explosion was not quite as controlled as they probably would have liked.

Comments

[pappy-legba.livejournal.com]

The unfounded rumors of an overblown conspiracy start with you, sir.

Was it space aliens? Misfiring of a prototypical weather control device? Suppression of Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents? [i]It's up to you.[/i]

I hope said conspiracies do not involve anyone you know or property damage.

[kjn]

Might be the ghost moose. The local hunters refuse to go near it.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

"controlled" is a relative term.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Always. But when "my controlled breach took out two cops and three paramedics" is your metric, you can pretty clearly see that "controlled" was not the right word.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

I only skimmed the article earlier, but the current version does not include 'controlled' any more. Apparently they had the same thought.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's still pretty clear that the problem was a breach gone wrong.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Certainly. Are we arguing about agreeing, here?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

We're not arguing, he said argumentatively!

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Rogue bus enters moose's territory, moose gets drunk and attacks bus, bus wins.