A novel variant on "man bites dog"

[theweaselking]

Exploding your dog: It's the Christian thing to do. Because his ex-girlfriend put the devil in the dog, and it needed to die before the Rapture.

This happened last August. In January, he got 1 year in jail.

Notice how because his imagination is overactive, but unoriginal, nobody talks about treating him for his delusions?

Comments

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Not to be confused with exploding your dogs.

Also not to be confused with Exploding Dog.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Note also that there's already a solution to the problem he was trying to solve.