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[theweaselking]

"There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control"

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Finally, a Godzilla creation myth i find plausible.

[canid-anubis.livejournal.com]

All better: http://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/russia-regains-control-gecko-zero-g-sex-satellite-n165861
You know someone will make a bad movie on this somewhere :)