The English cooking jokes write themselves.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[skington.livejournal.com]

It would have been funnier the other way round.

[kytheraen.livejournal.com]

Can you toast and butter an octopus?

[harald387.livejournal.com]

'loose'

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's interesting. Especially if it's still alive.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

Yeah they just stick it through your letterbox. It's loose in your house somewhere.

[bruorton.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you can save it for Thanksgiving, and make a Cthurkey (https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1518355_10152056553879526_1798805213_n.jpg?oh=a0f90fd8a9feed684eb50d698673dc70&oe=54AD7CC5).