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[theweaselking]

"Florida man attacks ‘spiritual’ girlfriend’s car over dead granny sex toy dream prophecy"

No "guess the state" on this one, it's *too* easy.

Comments

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I wonder if, halfway through, he ever paused, thought to himself "Yes, this is certainly a rational and measured action that I absolutely must see through" and then just carried on whacking the car with a hatchet.

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Florida Man really is the worst superhero.

[frith]

Oh no no no, there was a worse dynamic duo a while back. Well, potential dynamic duo.

... Found it!

[harald387.livejournal.com]

Ohio!