I'd accept "I was trying to make a stupid joke and it wasn't funny and it flopped completely because it wasn't funny and was stupid, and I was an idiot for trying to make a joke my sexist idiot friends laughed at in public. I'm sorry, I was very stupid." Except that would require him to have believed that his joke was sexist and stupid in the first place.
On the plus side, at least the responses to him have been hilarious.
On the gripping hand, hahaha, isn't it funny how we still actually find it necessary to respond to sexist troglodytes like this? Wait, did I say funny? I meant utterly fucking appalling.
Subject's voluminous nose hair was not considered in this process. Researchers were unclear on whether available recording instruments were able to measure garbageness to such a high threshold, or if such required equipment were even possible with current-day technology.
Determination: Regardless of our present inability to properly quantify EXACTLY HOW GARBAGE he is, not one single instrument determines a non-garbage result. So he goes in the garbage.
Because, really, do you care if the food you didn't much like in the first place and didn't want to eat is "mostly" moldy versus "entirely" moldy? No. No you do not.
I'd forgotten all about the whatever it was that chummed up this bruhaha. I assumed the warning sign was gender equal: no falling in love for the guys, no crying for the girls. (About as equal as you can get while remaining stuck in stereotypes.)
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(He says he was "being ironic". About as ironic as a copper ingot, I reckon...)
(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-13 10:39 pm (UTC)I'd accept "I was trying to make a stupid joke and it wasn't funny and it flopped completely because it wasn't funny and was stupid, and I was an idiot for trying to make a joke my sexist idiot friends laughed at in public. I'm sorry, I was very stupid." Except that would require him to have believed that his joke was sexist and stupid in the first place.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-13 11:25 pm (UTC)On the gripping hand, hahaha, isn't it funny how we still actually find it necessary to respond to sexist troglodytes like this?
Wait, did I say funny? I meant utterly fucking appalling.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-14 12:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-14 12:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-14 12:51 am (UTC)Because, really, do you care if the food you didn't much like in the first place and didn't want to eat is "mostly" moldy versus "entirely" moldy? No. No you do not.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-14 01:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-14 08:25 am (UTC)(ie: "so no falling in love or crying, boys!")
(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-15 05:18 am (UTC)