Elnathan John is a gift to the world.

[theweaselking]

TRAVEL WARNING FOR NIGERIAN CITIZENS GOING TO THE U.S

The Federal Government of Nigeria warns Nigerian citizens of the risks of travel to the U.S. and recommends that Nigerian citizens avoid all travel to Missouri, Wisconsin, Mississippi, Arkansas, Idaho, New Jersey and Tennessee because of the large number of hate groups and the situation in those states being fluid and unpredictable. To be clear, they kill black people.

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Comments

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

Is the risk of harm to people who go on Jerry Springer, or from people who go on Jerry Springer?

[evcelt.livejournal.com]

I think it's the heightened risk of being exposed to Jerry Springer.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

the risk of police shootings and brutality, [...] people who go on Jerry Springer, [...] and other similar dangerous things:

Risk of encountering people who go on Jerry Springer.

[pappy-legba.livejournal.com]

The man is brilliant. His reaction to the US's panic about ebola?

"Our thoughts are also with the measles-ravaged country America. I hope we are screening them before they come to Africa."