Yet more News Of The Insane

[theweaselking]

"WWJD condoms are a divinely inspired idea and they work like a charm," says the Rev. Dr. Paul Morehead, whose short-wave radio broadcast from Montgomery, Ala., reaches an estimated 16 million listeners worldwide.

"Don't tell me about hormones. Don't talk to me about unbridled appetites of the flesh.

"When a young man and a young woman give in to Satan, when they strip down like animals in the wild and prepare themselves for a lusty round of heavy petting and full-blown sex, what better reminder for them to buck up than a WWJD condom with the image of our Lord and Savior right there on the package, and then, as a fail safe measure, also on the prophylactic itself?

"I've tested them with my own teenagers and hardly a weekend passes when one of them doesn't come back home with a WWJD condom completely unrolled and dangling unused from his or her fingertips or pushed up under the seat of the car as a badge of honor.

Comments

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

Morehead has arranged for a manufacturer to produce 100,000 of the WWJD prophylactics that he plans to sell for $5 a pop over the Internet and through Christian bookstores nationwide.

"I know one thing Jesus wouldn't do: He wouldn't pay $5 for a stupid condom!"

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Too bad they're so expensive. I could probably make a killing selling them at Pride this year.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Hey, I want a few myself. I'm just not willing to pay the fundie for them, even if they were cheaper.

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

I see an opening for Cafepress. It produces every-freaking-thing else with custom pictures on, after all.

[allysonsedai.livejournal.com]

hardly a weekend passes

Uh-huh.