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[theweaselking]

Heidi Cruz on what it's like being married to The Zodiac Killer: "I know pretty well who he is, so it doesn’t bother me at all."

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[skington.livejournal.com]

What's hilarious is that Ted Cruz is so unlikeable that Talking Points Memo can't bring itself to assert that it's impossible for Ted Cruz to have been the Zodiac Killer, even Ted Cruz was born 9 months after the last plausible Zodiac Killer victim was killed. OK, so Talking Points Memo is a left-wing publication, but not amazingly so.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

They can't rule out time travel.

[skington.livejournal.com]

To be fair, if you could time travel, and you were Ted Cruz, you would totally murder some people, so: seems legit.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Also possible: Someone sent Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, back in time against his will. He then killed people because Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

It just hasn't happened yet.

[evcelt.livejournal.com]

The best take on this comes from one of the comments:

"I don't know him at all and if I was to pick a crime I think he'd commit, it wouldn't be murder, but something more along the lines of molesting chickens."

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

I have a really dark suspicion that worse is going to come out.

This is a pic of Ted Cruz and his daughter on the road, Papa Cruz trying to give a kiss to her.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/9/8/523198_v1.gif

This is not a good look. This is extremely creepy to the extreme.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Then there's this one (https://vine.co/v/ixH2e1bqz5D), where he punches his wife, then elbows her in the face, within 5 seconds.

[dionysus1999.livejournal.com]

To be fair, he isn't used to hugging people. His cold clammy handshake is usually enough to get people to back away slowly.