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Apple, proudly announcing ANOTHER new feature, available on the newest iPhones, that's been such a bog-standard features of Android for LITERALLY YEARS that all the Android users are boggling, like, "you couldn't do that before?"

As always, Apple are several years behind the curve on implementing good ideas, and will continue enforcing BAD ideas several years after everyone else has forgotten about it and stopped mocking them for it.

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Date: 2016-06-14 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metahacker.livejournal.com
The phrase that cracked me up for this year's WWDC was "a feature we're calling".

"We're introducing a feature we're calling voicemail transcription. It transcribes your voicemail to text!" Yes, because that's what it's called; it's been around for a decade or more. I mean, yay, it's on my phone and watch now, but...so breathless...so much wow...

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Date: 2016-06-14 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
..... iPhones don't do that ALREADY?

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Date: 2016-06-16 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metahacker.livejournal.com
"It's an emotion we're calling...schadenfreude. We think you're going to like it."

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Date: 2016-06-17 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosrah.livejournal.com
Wait, my android keeps track of my car?? Where the eff is that feature? Why does Google hide everything?? I just learned about device manager when I couldn't find my phone in my friend's car!

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