Reptile with a camera.

[theweaselking]

Or, if you prefer, "a monitor lizard"

Comments

[dantheserene.livejournal.com]

Groan.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Double agreed.

[argonel.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't a monitor lizard be a gecko on a television. This appears to be a monitoring lizard.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Someone who monitors is "a monitor".

[skington.livejournal.com]

Per Dorothy Parker Walter Kerr: "Me No Leica".

[dionysus1999.livejournal.com]

I knew the paparazzi were heartless, but cold blooded too, huh?

[resonant.livejournal.com]

*bites you*

[andrewducker]