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Jun. 13th, 2004 01:37 amStealing from Ross Williams today:

"A man is taken into care at a psychiatric hospital after being found at a train station, sticking his tongue out a lot, humping the air and, most disturbingly of all, claiming to be a wrestler. Upon further probing (rectal and non-rectal), Jeff Bridges slowly ekes out all the information he can about a horrifying planet populated by several million clones of Sean Waltman... only one thing can save the world -- Joanie Laurer is put in a rocket and sent out into space to locate said planet but, without directions, combusts. A feelgood moment in an interplanetary horror movie."

"A man is taken into care at a psychiatric hospital after being found at a train station, sticking his tongue out a lot, humping the air and, most disturbingly of all, claiming to be a wrestler. Upon further probing (rectal and non-rectal), Jeff Bridges slowly ekes out all the information he can about a horrifying planet populated by several million clones of Sean Waltman... only one thing can save the world -- Joanie Laurer is put in a rocket and sent out into space to locate said planet but, without directions, combusts. A feelgood moment in an interplanetary horror movie."