This is real ad copy. I did not write this.

[theweaselking]

"Let the Dark Side defend your lawn from the ravages of summer heat or cool you off on a hot day with this Darth Vader sprinkler! Standing 10" tall, this great new Vader sprinkler spins around with water spraying action, wielding his lightsaber in a furious battle to save your lawn! Let Darth Vader be the center of your backyard universe today"

Comments

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

Let the Dark Side defend your lawn

Grow nothing but crabgrass and thistles! Keep your Hutt mounds moist!

[argaive.livejournal.com]

Er, um...

No.

:)

A.

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I have a friend that that would make the perfect gift for.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! That's even better than the Ringwraith glitter globe! (Which apparently isn't being offered anymore or I'd link to it. Erik got me one because it amused me so much. It's a Ringwraith. In a globe. With. Glitter.)

[harald387.livejournal.com]

Me:
Chris: Who needs a Darth Vader Sprinkler?
Me: Anyone who wants to "Let Darth Vader be the center of (their) backyard universe".
Chris: What if they don't have a back yard?
Me: I'd put it in my shower, man.

I am now nursing a fresh lump on my head.

Somehow, I'm certain this is your fault, John.

-K